Three things no one tells you about pregnancy.

Three things no one tells you about pregnancy.

Not even the pregnancy boards on ivillage tell the secrets only unlocked by the pregnant woman herself.

First, your body will change. Your clothes wont fit anymore. Of course, right? Everyone expects that. What no one understands is YOUR CLOTHES REALLY DON'T FIT. Nothing. Panties, bra's, pants, shirts, jackets, and socks/shoes once your feet swell...and the list goes on. Unless you have endless funds to buy a whole new wardrobe, then you end of at the bottom of your closet floor crying, while laying top of a pile of clothes that have been tried on and failed to pull up past the spreading hips or over enormous breast.

Shaving anything below your belly after a certain point becomes not only a workout but a very dreaded event. This will always end with things only half-assed shaved and far from completed.

Sex, yes I said it, becomes the biggest joke ever. I applaud any man for attempting or participating with the bigger, more emotional, than desired version of the person they originally got pregnant. Its a sad and sometime uncomfortable sight that many stay clear of for nine months and kudos to those who keep on keepin' on.

I'm sure this will continue later...

Ann Anise.